"Where have you been?" Her mother had always warned her that this was among the phrases one did not speak to a man if one wished to have a happy marriage.

"PHWOAR!"

"Bless my balls!"

"I can’t help it but when I reread the title I couldn’t stop thinking 'Malcom breaks a thousand mirrors… with his fine butt'."

"Dantalion is just too dramatic for me, he makes my brain hurt and I kind of want to punch him in the wiener."

"I don't like Araphel/Bastien and I don't like his green robe."

"I'm spinning my W.W.A.S.D (What Would an Angry Scotsman Do) thing I got for Christmas and its landing on..... Use Colorful Language."

"I think that we should try and try to be happy whenever we can and however we can, even if there is a risk that we will be made unhappy.  I think we must keep trying."

"Hurry! You’re dying, you stupid ass!"

"My dear, if ever life gives you the choice, always, always laugh.  There will be days when you will only know how to cry."