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The Phwoariest Lotherian Profile Pageant Poll!
Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 14:01.
Aelfden
0% (0 votes)
Araphel
15% (5 votes)
Britamund
0% (0 votes)
Cedric
0% (0 votes)
Dantalion
0% (0 votes)
Ferrrrgus
6% (2 votes)
Finn
3% (1 vote)
Gwynn
6% (2 votes)
Lar
9% (3 votes)
Leofric
3% (1 vote)
Magog
15% (5 votes)
Paul
12% (4 votes)
Shus
9% (3 votes)
Vash
21% (7 votes)
Young Sigefrith
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 33
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Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 14:03.Aelfden
Araphel
Britamund
Cedric
Dantalion
Ferrrrrgus
Finn
Gwynn
Lar
Leofric
Magog
Paul (sorry, but I always thought him phwoarier when he was blind)
Shus
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I voted for Gwynn. I'm not
Submitted by Devin on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 14:18.I voted for Gwynn. I'm not surprised you voted for that turd Meryt.
I actually did hesitate.
Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 14:22.I actually did hesitate. Araphel is just so so gorgeous in that picture. However, as Seiza once famously said, Araphel is a lovesick, monumentally jealous douchebag, and therefore I would rather make out with Lar.
What is this fascination
Submitted by Devin on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 14:25.What is this fascination surrounding bad boys like lar?
I don't expect my vote to
Submitted by Van on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 14:30.I don't expect my vote to come as too much of a shock for anyone.
Yes! The poll is up! But
Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 14:47.Yes! The poll is up!
But there are so many choices. There's probably going to be at least one tie.
Personally, I don't think that I would want to make out with Araphel if he were any less attractive. He annoys me. Not as Fergus (Feeeerrrrgggguuusssss) but definitely as Sebastien and definitely as himself.
I know, I know, I was
Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 14:59.I know, I know, I was wishing there was a better way to vote. Like everyone gets three votes or something. That could be more revealing.
Or ooh we could rate everyone on some kind of likert scale of 5 to 0, like "mega-phwoar" to "FAIL", and tally the points...
Or hold up "0" to "10" signs for each one like figure skating judges...
Because everyone would agree that some guys like Young Sigefrith rate comfortably on the "rather phwoary" side of things, while guys like Lar or Shus could be much more controversial. We could calculate the standard deviation of Lar's phwoar quotient.
Why does this forum software not let me realize my dreams???
(And ooh I would have to decide how phwoary Gwynn or Brit was. Even though if I had to make out with a woman of Lothere I would rather hope it would be Sigi. I could be bi-curious for Sigi.)
*goes back to chapter-writing*
That might be an interesting
Submitted by Van on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 18:04.That might be an interesting topic for the next poll. The discussion might attract some odd google searches, though.
I hope I'm no the only
Submitted by Twistedchic911 on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 18:27.I hope I'm no the only Ferrrrrrgus! supporter. But I was surprised- I thought Egelric would be on here for sure, but that's just fine. As long as his progeny's here, I think we'd be okay.
If I had a second vote, it'd go to Finn.
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My second vote would
Submitted by Van on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 18:32.My second vote would probably go to Vash or Magog.
If we had been doing some
Submitted by Lothere on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 18:37.If we had been doing some kind of multi-vote thing I surely would have added Egelric. It just seemed like Egelric would lose to Magog whenever you had to choose between representatives of The Nose. (Same with young Malcolm.)
Finn got in because he seems to have a little something extra. Maybe it's just the skin, but there's something a little more delicate and haunting about him. He's in a category of his own.
My second vote would be Araphel, if it's just a vote on raw gorgeousness of the profile. (Which I suppose it is.) But if it was a vote of who was phwoarier overall, it would be Magog.
I think I really like Magog,
Submitted by Twistedchic911 on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 19:36.I think I really like Magog, but yeah, Finn is prettier, at least to me. Paleness with freckles? YES. Gywnn's going to be one lucky girl when she stops being a cockaninny.
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Her life was more than mine;
like a proud shooting-star, into the night.
She crashed through the air with a rip like a knife.
Their kids... Isn't red a
Submitted by Tiffany on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 20:00.Their kids...
Isn't red a recessive form of black hair?
I think it might be, but sim
Submitted by Van on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 11:02.I think it might be, but sim genetics are kind of weird. Lothere explains it quite well on verso, better than I can explain it here. Basically, each sim gets a "dominant" gene and a "recessive" gene, one from each parent. The dominant genes are the ones that show up on the sim himself, but the recessive genes can show up on offspring depending on the genes of the other parent. With hair color, black is dominant over all the others, and then brown is dominant over red and blond.
Finn would have a recessive red gene from Elfleda, but Gwynn's parents both had/have black hair. So knowing the laws of sim inheritance, their kids will probably all have black hair (unless Gwynn got Matilda's dad's brown hair as a recessive gene, but I asked Lothere about that already and she said she thought all of Alred and Matilda's kids just had two black genes). So unfortunately, no redheaded babies for Finn and Gwynn... but maybe redhead grandchildren?
God, I hope Gwynn doesn't have Matilda's diabetes! *cashes in any karma points she has, if any*
Ok so I just got in from my
Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 20:28.Ok so I just got in from my local drinking hole and I have to tell you-
I saw a woman with THE NOSE! That's right- A real live person in real live real life with THE NOSE!
If only she had been a dude.
THE NOSE!!!!!! Seriously?
Submitted by Van on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 20:49.THE NOSE!!!!!!
Seriously? For real? The Nose?! In the flesh?!
Woah
Actually, now that I think about it, one of my ex-boyfriends has a nose that is the exact size of The Nose. Unfortunately, it lacks the bump
It's very hard to decide
Submitted by Alice on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 21:54.It's very hard to decide which one I like best...but Vash wins my vote. That picture of him is simply amazing. Yumm...I still don't like him much as a character, but he is redeeming himself as of late.
Edit: One of the guys in my classes also has the NOSE, bump and all. I couldn't help but stare at it when he was talking to me the other day.
Vash in the lead? Seriously?
Submitted by Sofie on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 15:52.Vash in the lead? Seriously? I mean sure he's hot in a I'm-the-chosen-one-and-I'm-so-much-more-tolerant-than-everyone-else-of-my-kind-AND-I'm-brooding, but he's not hotter than the rest of the gang. My personal vote is for Gwynn, but mostly because I'd like to vote for Matilda. But Magog, Aelfden, Shus, Paul, Finn and even Leof have better profiles than Vash. I my opinion. Good thing everyone is entitled to their own, huh..?
I know! I am still in
Submitted by Lothere on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 15:59.I know! I am still in SHOCK, not to say MOURNING!
I now believe this should have been a blind taste test in unlabelled paper cups. Are we voting for Vash's profile here, or Vash? Is he truly that phwoary? Lar is getting his heiney handed to him on an unlabelled paper plate.
Vash is usually not that
Submitted by Alice on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 17:19.Vash is usually not that phwoary overall, and I don't like him that much as a character. I still find that picture of his profile much hotter than all the other ones though. I'm being very objective!
In that case I salute your
Submitted by Lothere on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 17:23.In that case I salute your scientific method!
Oh, WOW. Who knew there were
Submitted by Twistedchic911 on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 15:15.Oh, WOW. Who knew there were so many Vash-fans? But what makes me sad is the only vote for Ferrrrrrrrgus! is my own. But it looks like they'll be a three-way tie for 2nd!
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Her life was more than mine;
like a proud shooting-star, into the night.
She crashed through the air with a rip like a knife.
The Paul votes surprised me
Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 15:27.The Paul votes surprised me the most. Paul wouldn't even be in my top 5.
WHA??? Paul and Lar equally
Submitted by Lothere on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 15:47.WHA??? Paul and Lar equally phwoary in profile? Fascinating. It's like the rabid Lar fangirls rushed in and voted him to the top, and then everyone else came.
I used to LOVE taking pictures of Paul in profile back in his cave days, when I was just falling in love with that Louis hair of his. The way it would light up all golden and make a glowing backdrop for his face. But from there to phwoary? It probably doesn't help that I imagine Paul with something of an underbite.
But yeah if you're into blonds with cute little lightly freckled noses, sure...
I voted for Finn, but I was
Submitted by Alix on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 18:00.I voted for Finn, but I was really very torn between Paul and Magog.
Finn angry = phwoar, I will
Submitted by Lothere on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 18:03.Finn angry = phwoar, I will not deny.
Finn is definitely going to
Submitted by Van on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 18:38.Finn is definitely going to grow up nice, that's for sure
But I'm still partial to Larl
Paul was definitely,
Submitted by Ri on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 17:47.Paul was definitely, definitely phwoarier when he was blind. It put a bit of a noble cast to all his rashness and hastiness and slight self-absorption, and made it totally understandable. And that was when he was falling in love with Cat, too, and that was adorable. And something about his eyes back then drew attention to his nose, which I still find really remarkable. I didn't want to know about the underbite, though.
And that was just a fantastic profile picture for Vash. By this point I don't really find him that attractive, and personality-wise I think we know him too well. We've seen him in all those silly self-absorbed times (look at me! I'm suffering! And when he was telling Tashnu about Nimea, and all that pining for Iylaine (who did not grow up the most considerate of people) just doesn't seem natural.
And Finn! Plus Gwynn! OTP!!!!! Gwynn's profile isn't really all that interesting, I feel like - kind of cute. Finn, on the other hand, wins pretty hard at interesting profiles. He's just got that translucent-ish skin and the freckles plus The Nose and all the phwoar that conveys that he sort of contradicts himself. And that's definitely a big part of Finn, really; he's all delicate and poetry-loving and, teenage-boyishly perverted, Egelric-y.
Also, if this were just a picture thing, Araphel would probably get my vote. Too bad?
Afraid I have to be
Submitted by Sonia on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 16:36.Afraid I have to be completely different here and vote for Araphael, even though he is a sex craved douchebag. He's got that 'classical' Greek/Roman marble profile that's just... hmm lovely really.
Just don't tell him that, or it'll probably swell his head a bit too much.
High five, Sonia! EDIT: You
Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 17:21.High five, Sonia!
EDIT: You know, even in profile, I can't tell that Dante has The Nose.
Araphel was definitely going
Submitted by stacysaurus on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 19:19.Araphel was definitely going to be my second choice... I always thought he was sooo purdy in his angel form though
Seriously, guys. Shus! I
Submitted by Choco on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 21:46.Seriously, guys. Shus! I mean, look at him! Icy paleness and all. I can't be his only fan. I understand Lothere is full of PHWOAR but...it's Shus! Doesn't he get any bonus points for fixing Malcolm's nose?
Oh, Shus is definitely
Submitted by Van on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 22:22.Oh, Shus is definitely PHWOAR. I just have an unhealthy obsession with Larl, and therefore voted for him
Choco! I'm glad Shus got a
Submitted by Lothere on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 04:12.Choco!
I'm glad Shus got a vote, even if his profile doesn't inspire me with make-out lust. I am sure the elf himself would be... silently amused.
Ahhh, you mentioned Lar in
Submitted by Taryn on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 00:57.Ahhh, you mentioned Lar in your puppy dog eyes plea......buuuutttttt...........Araphel gets my vote.
(I feel like a traitor, Paul should have gotten it, hee hee. But Araphel looks so good in that shot, I just had to vote for him. Sorry Paul. But hes still my man )
Aww I could hardly decide
Submitted by Spaceeey on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 03:23.Aww I could hardly decide between Vash, Paul, Lar and Magog. It's not fair!
So I chose Paul
Paul is beating Lar! Paul
Submitted by Lothere on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 04:13.Paul is beating Lar! Paul is beating Magog! *dies*
*gets up, falls over, and dies again*
I'm slowly coming to the
Submitted by PenelopetheFox on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 05:33.I'm slowly coming to the conclusion that there are ladies out there who don't prefer interesting noses at all. What kind of world do we live in?!?
ello ello ello. Now may I
Submitted by Verity on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 23:53.ello ello ello. Now may I just say this is a very fine idea for a competition . But what about the prettiest priest pageant? Have you had one of those already and I missed it or is that on the cards. Oh dear, somehow I have ended up imagining Father Brandt in the bikini segment. Arg, make it go away!
So my vote was for Araphel. And I don't want you all to sigh and go "oh Verity that is so typical". Because I have my scientific objectivity hat on at the moment and after much deliberation it is clear to me that he does in fact have the nicest profile. I never thought he was particularly special in his angel format (I was Brude all the way) and usually I would have voted Magog or Leofric in a phwoariest competition but really I just couldn't. His profile was just to amazing. This is his niche . If I could have a second vote I think it would be Lar even though as we all know I am not his biggest fan. But he does have a pretty special profile and I am being objective here.
His niche! We haven't had a
Submitted by Lothere on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 05:01.His niche!
We haven't had a prettiest priest pageant yet, though that would be fun too. Actually if it were "prettiest" priest, Matthew would surely win, but phwoariest priest could be interesting... (Just no bikinis please ugh no... the Aelfden Sim cannot adequately express Aelfden's scrawniness, not to mention his his scar-iness, but I still don't want to see that. And Brandt... and even Faelan...)
Shus hands down, so far he
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 09:28.Shus hands down, so far he strikes me as someone who would make damn good boyfriend material...also I have this image of him dripping wet under a waterfall http://www.lothere.com/forum/modules/smileys/packs/set9/icon_biggrin.gif
That waterfall thing sounds
Submitted by Lothere on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 09:32.That waterfall thing sounds just a little over-the-top to me. Imagine Shus, standing up out of the water, tossing his wet hair back, water flying everywhere gahhhhhhh
Also, it must be in slow motion.
If that was in the trailer, I would go see that movie. *needs thumbs-up smiley*
Shus could do an old school
Submitted by Desdmona on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:27.Shus could do an old school Herbal Essence commercial
Wait is this poll judging
Submitted by Desdmona on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:45.Wait is this poll judging all over hotness or just profile?
Just profile! Not that Shus
Submitted by Lothere on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 12:36.Just profile! Not that Shus doesn't have a hot profile or anything... but I would still rather make out with Lar.
Humm well perhaps I should
Submitted by Desdmona on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 15:02.Humm well perhaps I should go and reevaluate the profile part...but I would love to make out with Shus. So, you can have Lar to your self and enjoy!! (Tell him to let you up occasionally )