"In Him was life; and the life was the light of men.  And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not."

"All that really matters is Matilda.  Matilda, and Matilda’s children… but Matilda at the heart of everything."

"Poor Alwy!  Never did the Lord put so much to say and so few words in the same man."

"You know that if you drop a stone into a lake, the ripples will eventually reach every shore.  In nearly every way, for nearly everyone, what was supposed to be has come to pass.  You had the misfortune of standing beneath the falling stone."

"And those angels who kept not their first estate, but left their habitation, He has reserved in everlasting chains under darkness until Judgment Day."

"Creepy, stinky, withered, rasputin-like, interfering, little crawling critters up the spine, vague stink that you can’t locate, demon-employing, angel-enslaving, creepy, creepy, creep!  Keep your hands off the saint!"

"I don’t like Malcolm.  Malcolm smiles all the time."

"My mother was a hamster, and my father smelt of elderberries."

"We are admiring one another."

“You’re not a monster.  You only like to pretend to be.  You’re not the only man like that, you know.”