"May the earth welcome your footsteps as it seems to welcome your forehead, Sorin.  Now get up."

"And then the devil shows up and turns to her and says, 'Get in the handbasket and lets go.'"

"And Eirik was the Lord God."

"What if only the handsome went to Heaven?" —  "Then I am surely damned."

“Girls!  I do not think we should talk about what is… erotic…”

“Happy is for me, happy is for you.  Won’t you be happy?  You?” — “I am happy for you.”

"Oh I could write 10,000 words about Vash. But I fear that all 10,000 of them would just be the word 'phowar'."

"Oh, Alred!"

"Poor minty Vash."

"God’s wounds!  You don’t think I know what color eyes anyone has around here, do you?  I would have to sit and think a while to tell you what color eyes my children have.  They do all have eyes, don’t they?"