“‘The turd seldom falls far from the horse’s ass,’ as my esteemed sire used to say.”
“You were the turd, lord?”
“And now I am a horse’s ass! Makes one think, doesn’t it?”
Sigefrith and Aethelnoth, “Sigefrith salvages his Monday morning”
The Kingdom of Lothere is an ongoing medieval fantasy novel published chapter-by-chapter on the Web, illustrated with screenshots from The Sims 2.
“Go home, Sela. You’re too sweet to be out here with me, and too pretty to last long.”
‒ Egelric, “Egelric is a boy for a moment”
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