“Holy cock-sucking mother of a misbegotten, shit-eating, goat-fondling god!”
Sigefrith quoting Matilda, “Sigefrith and Leofric prepare to misbehave”
The Kingdom of Lothere is an ongoing medieval fantasy novel published chapter-by-chapter on the Web, illustrated with screenshots from The Sims 2.
Gunnilda deserved far better than Alwy Hogge. By God, what was he thinking? She deserved far better than Egelric Wodehead.
‒ Egelric, “Egelric pays another visit”
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*chokes*
Wow, I forgot what a potty mouth our favorite woman had!