“Holy cock-sucking mother of a misbegotten, shit-eating, goat-fondling god!”
Sigefrith quoting Matilda, “Sigefrith and Leofric prepare to misbehave”
The Kingdom of Lothere is an ongoing medieval fantasy novel published chapter-by-chapter on the Web, illustrated with screenshots from The Sims 2.
“‘The turd seldom falls far from the horse’s ass,’ as my esteemed sire used to say.”
“You were the turd, lord?”
“And now I am a horse’s ass! Makes one think, doesn’t it?”
‒ Sigefrith and Aethelnoth, “Sigefrith salvages his Monday morning”
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*chokes*
Wow, I forgot what a potty mouth our favorite woman had!